Note: Cover image has been modified so as to not offend those of a delicate sensibility. Actual cover contains sweary bits.
Here’s the Deal: FUCK EVERYTHING A Coloring Book Journal For Adults
You need this book!
If you’ve ever had to:
- sit through innumerable meetings with a crazy boss
- come home to find your pet has barfed everywhere
- survived a holiday with your family
- or simply tried to cope with life, and failed
Here’s the Deal: FUCK EVERYTHING! is for you. With more than twenty-five images reflecting the stresses and strains of modern-day life, and accompanying spaces to write out your favorite swear words, thoughts, or archaic curses* intended to blight the victim with a unsightly rash, this book will allow you to vent your spleen safely and sanely. Simply pick the page that fits your rage of the moment, write your thoughts, and color away your anger!
Some therapeutic ways to use this book:
- frame your favorite insults
- send a page to your frenemy
- decorate your Christmas tree with pages labeled with family members’ names
- write the thoughts of everyone in the office on a page and slip it under your boss’ door at midnight, during a full moon, after having washed your hands in the dew of an early summer morn**
Each of the more than twenty-five illustrations is printed on one side only for ease of removal (should you desire to post your efforts about your home), and has space for journaling your thoughts and feelings. Two tester pages allow you to try out your media (pens, paints, etc) without ruining a page. Irreverent, snarky, funny, and encouraging, HERE’S THE DEAL: FUCK EVERYTHING is your go-to resource for dealing with the fuckedness of life today.
*Not responsible for archaic curse results. Your mileage may vary.
**Also not responsible for results of telling your boss what everyone thinks. Use your own judgment on this one.
Flip-through of the pages can be found at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzXFZYS0fc